Meet Lu Xiaojun (pronounced “Loo-Jow-Junn” if you’re Phil Mitchell).
Xiaojun is the current Olympic Champion and World Record holder in both the ‘Snatch’ and ‘Total’ in the Men’s 77kg (12 stone to us yobs) category, where he lifted [...]
Go on, ask yourself.
It’s a perfectly valid reason.
He has everything else: the size, the shape, symmetry, the conditioning.
Plus he's quite clearly the fan favourite.
But what he doesn’t have is a decent haircut.
He’s essentiall [...]
